I am not a big fan of Black Friday. I don’t like crowds and shopping as a sport isn’t really my thing. Plus, getting up early for fun makes no sense to me. Why would I want to waste a day off by getting out of bed one minute early than my bladder demands?
The only Black Friday sales I go to are at the local game shop (which doesn’t open until 10 a.m.), and a nursery, which runs their sale all weekend and last year was crushed by the presence of almost 7 customers at once (I’m not sure how you count bored children – do they count as not-quite-a-customer, or many-times-a-customer, based on how loudly they are bored?).
But shopping online for Black Friday deals is more sneaky. It feels like a treasure hunt instead of a full-contact sport, and I fall for it every time. And I have learned that Black Friday is the best time of year to shop for, shall we say, personal gifts? And by “personal gifts,” naturally I mean sex toys.
I habitually make myself a wishlist of things that I plan to shop for during the fantastic Black Friday sales from online retailers.
This year’s Black Friday deals?
SheVibe has a progressive sale, where you save more if you spend more, so it is best if you are buying something pricey or putting together a generous, x-rated gift basket for yourself or a friend. Shipping is free and the selection is, as always, fantastic.
If you have been thinking about getting the Liberator Wedge/Ramp Combo, now is the time to grab it and save yourself $40. And really, don’t you need a tie-dyed dildo to make your holidays complete? (It is totally worth the money, if you have it.)
Good Vibrations is starting with 20% off sitewide, with a few exclusions. I find myself staring at these beautiful Spectral Glass Dildos. They are so pretty that they could be Christmas decorations. If I didn’t have kids. And if my parents never came to visit.
Tantus is also keeping it simple with 40% off (almost) everything. I’m looking at their dual-density line, but that’s mostly because I want to feel how heavy the Rumble is before I bring one home. I am lazy and my wrists get tired. But their Grab Bags are a great place to find a bargain.
Peepshow Toys is another progressive sale, and the people there are making a big effort to make sure that everything that they sell is body-safe. If you don’t feel like doing your own research, and want something they don’t sell at Tantus, be sure to check them out.